isabelthespy:

THE SOUNDS I MADE WATCHING CHRIS EVANS HUMAN MEATBALL ANNOUNCE THAT HE WAS SWITCHING FROM HIS BRO UNIFORM TO WEARING A GODDAMN FUCKING SUIT FOR HIS FAMILY INCLUDING MULTIPLE CHILDREN TO POUR BUCKETS OF ICE WATER THAT HE PREPARED IN ADVANCE SO IT WOULD BE PROPERLY COLD ON HIS HEAD WERE NOT HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NOMINATED GRILLO MACKIE AND SEBSTAN IM A FUCKING GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lovcless:

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

^the url 

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asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

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